Warren's Q&A

Warren's favorite part of every show is taking questions from the audience and educating humans from a canine perspective.

CLICK HERE for Warren's Q&A in Vallejo CA

Eye Contact

EYE CONTACT

Dogs are not people

They’re different

They don’t really want to shake your hand

They like to be approached from the side

Not the front

And direct eye contact can be threatening

And result in a counter attack

So here’s the question:

How can we reduce dog bites?

Simple.

Give every dog a smart phone

And teach them to text

They’ll never make eye contact again.

Warren Peace

                                       Translated by Brian Narelle

Warren reciting on stage 

Back on stage

Having just completed his second booking at the Fetterly Playhouse in Vallejo CA, Warren is feeling his oats. Inspired by the Olympics and all the Russian snafus that has entailed he lead off his performance two nights ago with a rousing rendition of PUTIN ON THE FRITZ.

One of his poems, METEORS, can now be seen on YouTube by CLICKING HERE.