Eye Contact

EYE CONTACT

Dogs are not people

They’re different

They don’t really want to shake your hand

They like to be approached from the side

Not the front

And direct eye contact can be threatening

And result in a counter attack

So here’s the question:

How can we reduce dog bites?

Simple.

Give every dog a smart phone

And teach them to text

They’ll never make eye contact again.

Warren Peace

                                       Translated by Brian Narelle

Warren reciting on stage